ugly:

this guy in my class is wearing shorts, socks with sandals, a shirt that says swag on it, and a snapback he is definitely straight

disarms:

blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church

pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

skdaks2:

COSPLAY

webothlikeabe:

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

you say that like you couldnt actually kill someone with a farming scythe which im willin to bet a lot of money that ur wrong

wombatman9000:

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

The powerhouse of a cell

wombatman9000:

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

The powerhouse of a cell

kateordie:

I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.

officialbrostrider:

i didnt ask for ur opinion douchewad

catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

holoska:

good

holoska:

good

"LOOK AT THE CAT"
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)