DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG
when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out
Same kit, different colors and cartoon person on the papers,
Are they joking? Fuck right the fuck off.
If you are ever feeling sad or inadequate, just remember:
There is almost a 100% chance that at some point in time, your favorite historical figure fell up the stairs.