don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on
so is animal crossing just a debt simulator with cute animals or
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related